Hi! All the cool kids are using pinned posts now. Here’s my old about page.

  • I’m 30. This blog is mostly sfw, but does occasionally contain adult-oriented content. If you are a minor following me, I expect you to block the “nsfw” tag so these posts are blocked, and to not interact with them. This blog also will occasionally contain graphic depictions of violence and blood.
  • I’m okay with anything I post being reblogged unless it’s tagged with “please don’t reblog” or some variation thereof.
  • If you don’t want me to answer an ask publicly, please say so as I will usually do so. I am also open to private DMs. Anons are usually on and usually it’s fine to ask me anything as long as it’s genuine/in good faith, just put warnings ahead of anything explicit, suggestive, or potentially disturbing so my followers can be warned if I answer publicly.
  • I will tag things if you ask me to, as long as it’s not too difficult to do so. I already tag commonly blocked things like nsfw, gore, and blood. I have also been asked to tag spiders and trypophobia, so I will do my best to remember.
  • I usually prefer to just dump all of my interests on one blog rather than side blogs.
  • I’m a human. Read the URL.

My writing:

I write as a hobby. Most of my current writing is original works. Some of them have illustrations/visuals, but you are free to imagine the characters differently if you like. I welcome fanart, fanfiction, roleplaying asks, and collaborative worldbuilding, for anyone who feels so inclined. Just tag me so I can see! :)

My AO3 page

Watch Your Step - Giant/tiny, a story about a fairy and his adventures. An entomologist finds an injured fairy while out in the field. [Active] (The tag for posts about this story is #Watch Your Step) (Does not require reading anything beforehand)

Magnanimous Moonrise & Savage Sunset - A story about a vampire and a vampire hunter, told from dualing perspectives. (caution: graphic) [Active] (The tag for posts about this story is #MMSS) (Does not require reading anything beforehand but related to/inspired by another series)

More info under the cut!

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awkwardosthe3rd:

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More sketches

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prettyaveragewhiteshark:

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.

Let me be completely clear - I’m not being a sarcastic ass. I’m just realizing all over again, in real time, for myself, that reading a real life published book makes your neurons feel like they’re getting a spa day. Like I can feel my brain getting juicer and wrinklier with every page I turn. This shit is no joke, this is like hard drugs if hard drugs were good for you and made your brain feel revived and alive.

niedopalek:

ERRRRRRRRRRRH ERRRRRRRRRRRRRH 

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

ERRRRRH   

ERRRRRH  

Wᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀʀᴜᴘᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴀsʜʙᴏᴀʀᴅ sᴄʀᴏʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀ ᴀ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ Nᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ Wᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀ Sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇ 

A ᴛᴏʀɴᴀᴅᴏ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪssᴜᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟᴇs: 

The explore page

The inbox

The settings page

The Review Flagged Posts page 


Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴘᴀɢᴇs, ᴄʟᴏsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀʙ ɪᴍᴍᴇᴅɪᴀᴛᴇʟʏ. Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴜɴᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜɪs, sᴇᴇᴋ sʜᴇʟᴛᴇʀ ᴀs ғᴀʀ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ ᴏʀ ᴍᴏʙɪʟᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪᴄᴇ sᴄʀᴇᴇɴ.


A ᴛᴏʀɴᴀᴅᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ɪssᴜᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ:

The queue page

Aɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴ ɪɴ ᴇғғᴇᴄᴛ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ 8:30 PM EST

siterlas:

“When you’re a trans woman you are made to walk this very fine line, where if you act feminine you are accused of being a parody and if you act masculine, it is seen as a sign of your true male identity. And if you act sweet and demure, you’re accused of reinforcing patriarchal ideas of female passivity, but if you stand up for your own rights and make your voice heard, then you are dismissed as wielding male privilege and entitlement. We trans women are made to teeter on this tightrope, not because we are transsexuals, but because we are women. This is the same double bind that forces teenage girls to negotiate their way between virgin and whore, that forces female politicians and business women to be aggressive without being seen as a bitch, and to be feminine enough not to emasculate their alpha male colleagues, without being so girly as to undermine their own authority.”

— Julia Serano, Excluded: Making Feminist and Queer Movements More Inclusive, p 28-9  (via lugardepiedras)

akashicrecord:

akashicrecord:

international chain a twink to a radiator day

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who’s more unbalanced.. this person for assuming I’m talking about Saw or me for just freestyling posts like this

doradotcom:

walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone’s grandpa

dopethrone:

Subway pre recorded message: Reminder that backpacks and other large containers are subject to random search. The MTA and New York Police can and will kill you

Subway conductor giving message: *ding* bobo mimimi, mooomoo bogie binted, bogos binted

sabellart:

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love when vampires are disheveled little freaks

Anonymous
asks:

Humans pretend to be good in small ways for social clout but underneath where it counts, very definitely all selfish and bad.

i-say-ok:

tigerjpg:

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ok.

catsuggest:

appreciatinge some dirt today

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the-most-beautiful-duwang:

the-most-beautiful-duwang:

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Tried to get a full body photo of moose to show how enormous he is but alas… he was too enormous

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Whadda hell….

the-most-beautiful-duwang:

Get tubed idiot

kokoko-sir:
“💦💦💦💦💦💦
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kokoko-sir:

💦💦💦💦💦💦